@FredPollack: Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds.
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@IvoryGazelle: i can see why people hate change, it's heavy and jingly in your pocket, and people look at you weird when you use it to buy booze, i get it
@Ramankaur925: “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white
@dave_cactus: [HONK HONK] ...one more honk and I'm gonna... [HONK] *gets out of my car* *walks to the car behind me* *feeds the driver's goose some bread*