@Molly_Kats: Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.
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@AimeeHelene1: It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*
@TheCiscoKidder: Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits.
@brandynwiththey: I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.