@Molly_Kats: Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.
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@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.
@DurtMcHurtt: Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert.
@charliedelta7: I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me.