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@withanewname: Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy.

Me: No worries, my wife made reservations.

Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. 

Me: No worries, my wife made reservations.

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