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@sexorpizza: Friend: Hey guess what?

Me: What?

Friend: No, guess!

Me: I don't need this friendship that bad.

Friend: Hey guess what?

Me: What?

Friend: No, guess!

Me: I don’t need this friendship that bad.

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