Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@MableGertrude: Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?
Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Friend: It looks like you’re packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? 
Me: No, this is just my lunch.

COMMENTS