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@ArfMeasures: Friend: Just be generous and sophisticated
Me: Got it

[Later]
Date: I'll have a glass of wine
Me: No *winks at date and then looks at waiter* bring the whole box

Friend: Just be generous and sophisticated
Me: Got it

[Later]
Date: I’ll have a glass of wine
Me: No *winks at date and then looks at waiter* bring the whole box

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