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@daemonic3: FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car

[hours later after date]

HER: It's been 18 miles

ME: I insist

HER: But you drove both of us

FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car

[hours later after date]

HER: It’s been 18 miles

ME: I insist

HER: But you drove both of us

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