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@audipenny: friend: wish you were here!

me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really

friend: wish you were here!

me, abruptly stopping whatever I’m doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really

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