@letsleaveEarth: Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die.
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@theshantilly: My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.
@SarcasticAlly12: Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that
@ImFordTough: hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on
@thedailymarker: Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.