@letsleaveEarth: Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die.
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@MrsJekyllsHyde: Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer
@senderblock23: If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.
@FrogAvalanche: Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*