@wittybigtwittys: Friends are like trampolines. I've always wanted a trampoline.
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@iwearaonesie: [texting] me: I just left and I already miss you wife *typing response* me: (can you read that to the dog for me)
@iamspacegirl: CAMPING Me: I hate this. The bears freak me out. Him: Babe don't be silly. [later] Bear, textin from right outside my tent at 3am: u up?
@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle