@NickBossRoss: *slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*

@thirdbeat: Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars

@mexinonblonde: "Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!" -Me as I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning.

@SteveKoehler22: Damn you, Autocorrect ! Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ? You are the banner of my existence.

@Thynebear: "I Wish I Had Her Skin!" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers