@trevso_electric: From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as "yesterbae's."
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@better_off_dad: *At demonstration *grabs megaphone - stands on car 'DOES ANYONE HAVE AN iPHONE CHARGER?'
@WarrenHolstein: Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
@PhilJamesson: "My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer.