@bmarked21: From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, "Hmm... I've seen better."
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@OfficialMizGin: I’m not afraid of spiders. I’m afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer.
@QwertyJones3: One hamburger please CHICK-FIL-A: Sorry we only serve chicken here Oh *leaves* *comes back wearing a chicken costume* One hamburger please