@berniethoughts: FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN
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@DominicStraw: Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now.
@GeauxSaints79: M: Are you gonna eat that baby? Lady: What!!?! Go away you Sick-O' M: Sorry! I saw you putting it on Instagram & figured.. Never mind.
@sarcasm_inc: "2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS," I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle.