@berniethoughts: FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN
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@BriarSlyMalice: HIM: My new girlfriend's name is "Bella". That means "Beautiful" in Italian. ME: It also means "War" in Latin...so good luck with that.
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@ArinLeeMorris: In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors.
@DaddyJew: 6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream