@weinerdog4life: Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now.
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@DanMentos: what’s your pitch? "so this guy steals from the rich…" ok "and gives to the poor” nice. what’s his name? "Robin…" haha I love it "Hood" wait
@adamlucidi: All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won.
@UniqueDude2: ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much