@michaelianblack: Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts.

@TheAlexP: Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?

@DanMentos: gf: Daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: Sorry Baby me: that's better

@JustinSouvanna: Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I'm not doing this shit."

@amishschool: Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe.