Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon

@KevinFarzad: When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling "DO NOT FEAR ME" very loudly

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@Shower4Thought: I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent

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@KattsDogma: All sex is "make up sex" if you don't know what you're doing.

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@jferg1616: I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party.

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@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.

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