@markydoodoo: FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong.
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@amazymay72x: 13yo: Mom, I need 3 current issues happening in the neighborhood. Me: How abo- 11yo: WEAK WIFI, BUFFERING, BAD DATA PLAN! ..shoot me now.
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@BestScienceJoke: 2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man.