@markydoodoo: FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong.
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@AimeeHelene1: *seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*
@ChristianMingel: Trained psychologists: “Hitting your kids can cause them to be violent adults” Twitter genius: “I was hit and I never turned out violent. That’s why I can’t wait to hit my own kids when I get them”
@torrami: My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :(