@_Bankrobber_: FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say "Like the murderer?!"
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@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@perlapell: The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real.
@CheryeDavis: I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.