@_Bankrobber_: FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say "Like the murderer?!"
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@Cyd10e: There are some people who when they hit rock bottom, they refuse to just lie there... They just pick up a shovel and started digging.
@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.