@1followernodad: Fun prank: ONLY explain gay marriage to your kids and then watch other people try to explain their weird straight marriages.
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@TheTobbie: Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it...
@WilliamAder: Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens.
@Fingers_of_Fury: You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.