@Mr_Kapowski: FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now
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@CAshmanActor: Me, excited: Are we gonna go in the Mosh Pet! -You mean the mosh PIT, right? Me, sad: *Furtively puts my dog grooming kit away*
@Jerrypleasure: [Date] waiter: what would you like to have? me: bring a milkshake with two straws date: *smiles* me: *puts both the straws in my mouth* look how fast I can drink
@TwoSapphiresBlu: Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd.
@DestineyLynn: *Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person.