@clindsaysway: Fun trick to play on your partner: "Don't you remember what day this is?"
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: Febreze commercial: "Now we remove her blindfold and..." *has panic attack, stabs camera man, vomits, jumps out closed window*
@daemonic3: Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?
@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.