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@Reverend_Scott: [funeral]
He looks so natural.
Ya, but he looks a little stiff.
*raises from the dead*
"That's what... *gargle* ...she said."
*dies again*

[funeral]
He looks so natural.
Ya, but he looks a little stiff.
*raises from the dead*
“That’s what… *gargle* …she said.”
*dies again*

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