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@Terry_maximo: [funeral]
*walks up to give eulogy*
*pulls notes out of pocket*
"Frank was a weirdo that bit his toenails."
*folds notes*
*sits back down*

[funeral]
*walks up to give eulogy*
*pulls notes out of pocket*
“Frank was a weirdo that bit his toenails.”
*folds notes*
*sits back down*

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