@trims_the_fat: Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
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@psybermonkey: Peter Pan: just think happy thoughts! Me: um, ok [1 hour later] Peter: *pouring prozac into my hand* look we don't have all goddamn night
@E_lok44: If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV.
@sofarrsogud: *makes 9 yr old son memorise my phone number in case he gets lost [He gets lost] *I don't answer my phone as I don't recognise the number