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@Paris__G: #FunnyLife Insects
@KevinFarzad: Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
@LuvPug: God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.
@jtswhipped: "Are there drug dealers on Twitter?" Asking for 522 friends.
@osigat: I've been called a lot of names but "designated driver" was never one of them.
@JermHimselfish: Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade.