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@mooses_mom_mar: Interviewer: What skills can you bring to this company? Me: I can kill a spider without screaming. I: Your office will be next to mine.
@theshamingofjay: 2065 *puts cell phone in radiation free charging box* "You know we used to sleep with these right by our heads" 3 eyed grandson "really?"