@LiftHeavyAndRun: @funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men.
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@PaulyPeligroso: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too.
@StarWarsProblms: Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?