@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building
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@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
@truegritrumble: ME: *looks up from tarot card* So is Death laughing at a smoldering corpse a good thing? PSYCHIC: *wide-eyed* At this point, I don't know.
@PascalSloths: Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?