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@CopBroughtPizza: [galileo's wife walks in]
*quickly pointing the telescope from the neighbor's window to the sky*
i was just studying the... phases of venus.

[galileo’s wife walks in]
*quickly pointing the telescope from the neighbor’s window to the sky*
i was just studying the… phases of venus.

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