@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
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@primawesome: Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a Bruce Willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up.
@KateWhineHall: "Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen." "Mam, that's a tire." "Kids, get me a napkin."
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"