@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
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@Spaziotwat: [On The Cross] Jesus:"Father, forgive them, fore they know no-" Voice from the crowd:"DO THE WINE TRICK"
@DaddyJew: Your son has been suspended "for what?" He hit a kid who was picking on another child "so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"
@Jaywoo74: If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss