@ClichedOut: With everyone here having multiple personalities, you'd think we'd collectively get more done.

@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.

@1MeLrO: It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart

@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.

@CornOnTheGoblin: [telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS