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@KeetPotato: gang leader: "this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store"
me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] "you should be more specific"

gang leader: “this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store”
me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] “you should be more specific”

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