@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."
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@dulcetry: I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it's cold" could you tell me more about that
@truegritrumble: ME: I'm being haunted by my Grandma. GRANDMA: For the last time, I'm not dead! You drove me here. ME: DID YOU HEAR THAT? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR: *frightened* I think I can even see her!!!