@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."
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@weinerdog4life: Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat.
@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.