@DirtMcTurd: Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."
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@RobDenBleyker: Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@weinerdog4life: When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence