@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto
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@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.
@dmc1138: This new flavor of Pringles is horrible. First of all, they aren't even cut up. Secondly, they taste like tennis balls.
@truegritrumble: ME: This is my newborn, straight from the hospital. OTHER PARENT: You're parenting wrong.
@BuckyIsotope: *tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER