@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto
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@pinupteacher: After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game.
@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car