@Love_bug1016: Gentle reminder to send that good morning text so she doesn't have to draw on her angry eyebrows.
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@RobertJrDowney: Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open.
@SteveKoehler22: Top five movies that could easily have been about @ 'ers : -Alien -Psycho -Raging Bull -Close Encounters -One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
@shutupmikeginn: Just saw an eagle swoop down and pick up a baby bunny, so cute when animals are friends!
@actualAidenn: my parents: how come you never socialize with the family? me: *sits with family* me: *gets insulted by entire family*