@RaisingOneBrow: George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
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@DurtMcHurtt: The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen.
@Parkerlawyer: Had a trial where I awkwardly held my briefcase the entire time then finally put it down at the end. Judge, "Don't." Me, "I rest my case."