@drewtoothpaste: Get a big metal box, label it "TIME CAPSULE" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like.
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@MariyaAlexander: "I'm liking where this is going" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face.
@BigBec43: *does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*
@Beatonm5: ...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out.