@UnrealRogue: Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday.
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@upsidedowntrash: me:[drinking from a human skull] him: is that full of blood? me: don’t be gross [forgetting if his name is Robert or Roger] Robgert.
@riverpig12: Cats get a pass bc they're "Cleaning themselves". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!
@WilliamAder: Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight. Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?