@MarieColette: Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime.
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@alfageeek: Remember: If you don't post a first-day-of-school picture of each child on Facebook, the state will come and take your kids away.
@murrman5: well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] "what about the other 65% of us?"
@jazmasta: No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead.