@MarieColette: Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime.
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@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@coketruck76: Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
@iFluff8: Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance.