@HatfieldAnne: Get a red wallet that perfectly matches the red interior of your purse and have mini heart attacks every time you go to pay for something.
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@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
@YuckyTom: one time my cousin Dom hit a baseball so hard it tore a hole in the space time continuum and I caught it two years earlier
@BrendanMcKeigan: Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.