@HatfieldAnne: Get a red wallet that perfectly matches the red interior of your purse and have mini heart attacks every time you go to pay for something.
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@iwearaonesie: me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*
@OhThatMomGlow: My 5 yr old has "letter bags" at school. Each week we put items into the bag to represent each letter. This week is V. She told us one kid brought "pills". Me: Viagra?! 5: I don't know. Me: Valium?! Vicodin?! 5: Yeah, maybe.... Husband: Vitamins. Me: Oh, that makes more sense.