@davidharvey: Get off my lawn, Pokemon Go edition
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@naughtygeisha3: Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window.
@AbbyHasIssues: How to clean a plastic shower curtain liner: Step 1: Throw it away and buy a new one for $5 at Target.
@chopper4jk: I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck.