@clindsaysway: Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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@TheMichaelRock: HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list? Me: Nope. HR: Why not? Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten.
@LeahTiscione: Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at "the wake" or whatever
@weinerdog4life: As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit
@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.