@Breadery: How do stick men play fetch with their dog?
@ChickenMclovin: I told my sandwich to "go make me a girlfriend"
@TheToddWilliams: Are you Chinese? Well, how about you?"
- Chinese Checkers
@TGIJeff: When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water
@KattsDogma: [New Job Diary]
Day 1: They all seem very ni-SOMEONE TOOK MY LUNCH MY LUNCH IS GONE SOMEONE STOLE MY-oh wait nvm there it i-MY STAPLERS GONE
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