@JPLFR80: "get your shit together" is my favorite weird expression of something no one would ever do, but everyone totally agrees is great advice.
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@RideSallyRide69: Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on
@NerishaLakha: Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!
@patnspankme: my favorite posts on fb are the people who apologize for not having be on in a while and nobody cares that they're back
@tigersgoroooar: Online guy: wanna chat I’m 9 inches Me: i’m 5′8′‘ you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day