@FlyJ_: *Gets back at the birds by pooping on their bird houses*
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@TrickleVaryTea: Found my bra in the garden. Wish it was from wild sex but I think my cat dragged it out the cat flap.
@mackswift: Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse.