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@GibJimson: *gets called abnormal*
*checks for normal abs*
@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
@ryaninco: Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance.
@TheBoydP: The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You’re probably broke and there’s nothing you can do about it.
@QwertyJones3: [Blue whale documentary]
This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day.
Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I'm kind of a foodie.
@junejuly12: No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended.