@gianni_bcn: *Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*
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@krisv_723: You don't care when my dog does it, is not an acceptable explanation for shitting on your neighbor's lawn. I know this now.
@murrman5: "I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms" [octopus glove shopping] "this is unacceptable"
@therealeatwood: I love kickboxing and think there should be kick versions of more sports, like kickbowling and kickbadminton