@badAzz_mom: *gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*
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@vladchoc: Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you
@skitzoette: When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@sarcasticmommy4: A lot of people don't know this but if your child is screaming at the top of their lungs inside a department store, you can leave.