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@badAzz_mom: *gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*
@blondediva11: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
@IGotsSmarts: I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.
@Rikidus: Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago.
@NicestHippo: We'd love to offer you the job
[My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250★ tweet!
ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won't be needing to work anymore
@porters: In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes "Kodak" with "Kodak."