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@TheresNoGodzila: *gets on 1 knee*

Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me?

Her: Please get off my knee

*gets on 1 knee*

Me: I know we haven’t known each other for a long time, but will you marry me?

Her: Please get off my knee

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