@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
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@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.
@Adam14: My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with
@jimmytorosian: I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
@WordsOfaHooker: Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan "Once you go black, you don't go back."