@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
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@krisv_723: I was arrested last Halloween. Apparently it's illegal to chase someone yelling, Touch me! Even if they are dressed as the Grim Reaper.
@jonnysun: she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? "...there ar plenty of fish in the sea" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH
@fro_vo: I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*