@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
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@possibilyss: In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me
@EndhooS: "What's for dinner?" Updog & chips. "Does updog have gluten in it?" No..wait..you're supposed to say... "You know I can't have gluten Karen"
@Mom_Overboard: They should make a sister store to "Forever 21" called "So Now You're 35" where you can buy sensible pants and soft sweaters & take naps.