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@texasstalkermom: *getting kidnapped
Me: Thank you.
@thokone: When a fish is swimming alone, does it mean it's bunking school?
@slaughthie: Boycott kissing men at midnight. It’s New Year’s Eve not New Years Steve.
@notalogin: Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough.
@PinkCamoTO: Most of being an adult is just trying to figure out where that bruise came from.
@junejuly12: When she says she needs more intimacy; she means your feelings, not your colonoscopy report.