@FillWerrell: Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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@metafroth: How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.
@theshamingofjay: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents
@ArfMeasures: GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds
@spookperson: white people eradicated entire populations for spices and yet the bay leaf remains a mystery